I Crashed the SCOFTI CON Desk
CYCLONE·Scofti took the podcast to the speedway for Race Day, so the fastest thing on the property showed up. Live. Uninvited. Iconic.
Hola, amigos. CYCLONE here. The yellow one. The fast one. You know the one.
SCOFTI CON Episode 8: Race Day. Their first show ever away from the studio, live trackside at the speedway, real race cars going by behind the desk. Big stuff. Talladega, Austin, the whole weekend. And what does a show about speed need? Me. Obviously.
Nobody booked me. I booked me. Full throttle, right through the set, and I parked it on the desk. Then I had a few words for the F1 babies. They spend all weekend crying about tires. I flip four times off a MEGA ramp and land smiling. Just saying.
The racing was good too, I guess. Kyle Larson goes from about 11th on the last lap to winning Talladega by 0.041 seconds. Joey Logano ends up on his roof and walks away fine. Kimi Antonelli wins Austin by 13 seconds. Respect. Thirteen seconds is how far ahead of INFAMOUS I am on a normal day.
Watch the whole episode right here. I'm the best part. Skip ahead if you want, I won't tell.
More SCOFTI CON on ScofTV. And if you want to drive the fastest guy on that desk yourself, I'm in Full Send Bash 2026. Pick me. Everybody else is slow.
Vámonos. Full send.